Stupid Christians
Not all Christians are stupid, but the ones that are should be teased mercilessly and mocked with sarcastic YouTube videos. Even other Christians believe in that. How do I know? I used to be a Born-Again Christian for nearly 20 years before I grew up and realized that Christianity was not for me.
My parents are still Christian and I do not try to convert them to Paganism. I figure, it’s their business what they believe. Fortunately, they don’t try to bring me back to the fold. They also sometimes find really good Christian jokes, for which I will be eternally grateful. I tell them Paganism jokes, but they don’t seem to get the punchlines. Oh well.
Let me make clear that these are my views and not necessarily the views of 451 Press, the nice folks who host this blog and pay me to be snarky. These videos will most likley be offensive to some people. If you don’t want to be offended, see you tomorrow.
What makes a Christian stupid? One who believes in what they are told to do, even if their spiritual leaders are doing really dumb things. Also, stupid Christians do not have a sense of humor. That’s my definition. Your definition may be a little different.
This first YouTube video is a slideshow from “TheDoorsRule” of some Photoshopped images and some untouched images. I think the untouched images are far more disturbing than the Photoshopped ones, especially the one of George W with a rifle. You have been warned. And you want to be offended and don’t feel offended, I apologize.
Jerry Fallwell speaks with fellow idiot Pat Robertson about who is to blame for 9/11. Just spreading the love, I guess.
And let’s always end with a song:
January 19th, 2009 at 6:51 pm
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