Jesus Christ - I Will Survive
Following on from yesterday’s Alien version of ‘I Will Survive’, I thought I’d treat you to a different, and even better version…
It’s the same joke as before, but having Jesus being the one to get proved wrong in his “I will survive” prediction makes it hilarious. And before I get any abuse from Christians and religious zealots, it’s not blasphemous or anything… it’s a joke. If you don’t like it, get a life, and also stop reading YouTube Digger, as it’s not the place for miserable gits.
For the rest of us, whatever our religious views, just sit back, watch, and enjoy laughing at anything and everything. Taboo! What’s that then?
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June 13th, 2007 at 3:03 am
May God have mercy on your soul…
Why blaspheme our Holy God this way. REPENT before it’s too late..
There IS a Lake of Fire reserved for satan and all those who rejected Christ. WHY should you wait until it’s too late…come to Him NOW…before His return and you’re thrown in. He’s willing to forgive.
June 13th, 2007 at 3:08 am
IT’S BETTER TO BELIEVE AND BE GLAD FOR IT IN THE END, RATHER THAN TO DOUBT NOW AND REGRET IT…FOR ALL ETERNITY.
HE WILL FORGIVE YOU..JUST REPENT AND COME TO HIME NOW…BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE. YOU ARE NOT IMMORTAL..YOU WILL DIE. HOW CAN YOU BE CERTAIN THAT YOU WILL NOT GO TO HELL!!! HOW CAN YOU ‘BANK’ YOUR ENTIRE LIFE ON IT! IF YOU DIE A CHRISTLESS DEATH, YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO HELL…AND IF SATAN HAS YOUR HEART AND MIND THE WAY HE DOES, WHERE HE’S BROUGHT YOU TO BLASPHEME OUR LORD THIS WAY, THEN KNOW FOR CERTIAN THAT YOU’LL BE THROWN IN THE LAKE OF FIRE, RIGHT ALONG WITH HIM. CHRIST HAS DIED FOR YOU, IN YOUR PLACE, FOR YOUR SINS. DO NOT MOCK THE HOLY LIVING GOD. HE CAN CLAIM YOUR LIFE AT ONCE, BUT HE IS MERCIFUL, AND DOESN’T WISH FOR YOU TO PERISH..BOTH HERE AND ETERNALLY AFTER. CHRIST DIED IN YOUR PLACE…AND PAID FOR ALL OUR SINS…AND THIS IS HOW YOU’VE PAID HIM?
June 13th, 2007 at 4:45 pm
Thanks for the advice. I’ll get hold of a copy of the Koran as soon as possible.
June 13th, 2007 at 8:39 pm
Just checking in, Dave.
Was I supposed to bring anything for the orgy Friday night at your house?
June 13th, 2007 at 8:44 pm
Yeah Mark, don’t forget the heroin, and am I paying for the hookers again this time, or you?
June 13th, 2007 at 9:54 pm
I’ll pay for the hookers…but only if they dress up as nuns.
*startled by bolt of lightning hitting nearby*
Might see you at the lake earlier than expected, mate.
June 13th, 2007 at 10:26 pm
Nuns are good, yeah, we’ll have some of that. Can we have a gay pope aswell?
*dodges an even bigger lightning strike*
June 14th, 2007 at 8:19 am
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