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Jesus Christ - I Will Survive

by Dave Parrack

Following on from yesterday’s Alien version of ‘I Will Survive’, I thought I’d treat you to a different, and even better version…

It’s the same joke as before, but having Jesus being the one to get proved wrong in his “I will survive” prediction makes it hilarious. And before I get any abuse from Christians and religious zealots, it’s not blasphemous or anything… it’s a joke. If you don’t like it, get a life, and also stop reading YouTube Digger, as it’s not the place for miserable gits.

For the rest of us, whatever our religious views, just sit back, watch, and enjoy laughing at anything and everything. Taboo! What’s that then?

Copyright © 2007 Dave Parrack, All Rights Reserved

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8 Responses to “Jesus Christ - I Will Survive”

  1. christian... Says:

    May God have mercy on your soul…
    Why blaspheme our Holy God this way. REPENT before it’s too late..
    There IS a Lake of Fire reserved for satan and all those who rejected Christ. WHY should you wait until it’s too late…come to Him NOW…before His return and you’re thrown in. He’s willing to forgive.

  2. christian... Says:

    IT’S BETTER TO BELIEVE AND BE GLAD FOR IT IN THE END, RATHER THAN TO DOUBT NOW AND REGRET IT…FOR ALL ETERNITY.
    HE WILL FORGIVE YOU..JUST REPENT AND COME TO HIME NOW…BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE. YOU ARE NOT IMMORTAL..YOU WILL DIE. HOW CAN YOU BE CERTAIN THAT YOU WILL NOT GO TO HELL!!! HOW CAN YOU ‘BANK’ YOUR ENTIRE LIFE ON IT! IF YOU DIE A CHRISTLESS DEATH, YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO HELL…AND IF SATAN HAS YOUR HEART AND MIND THE WAY HE DOES, WHERE HE’S BROUGHT YOU TO BLASPHEME OUR LORD THIS WAY, THEN KNOW FOR CERTIAN THAT YOU’LL BE THROWN IN THE LAKE OF FIRE, RIGHT ALONG WITH HIM. CHRIST HAS DIED FOR YOU, IN YOUR PLACE, FOR YOUR SINS. DO NOT MOCK THE HOLY LIVING GOD. HE CAN CLAIM YOUR LIFE AT ONCE, BUT HE IS MERCIFUL, AND DOESN’T WISH FOR YOU TO PERISH..BOTH HERE AND ETERNALLY AFTER. CHRIST DIED IN YOUR PLACE…AND PAID FOR ALL OUR SINS…AND THIS IS HOW YOU’VE PAID HIM?

  3. DaveP Says:

    Thanks for the advice. I’ll get hold of a copy of the Koran as soon as possible.

  4. Mark Jabo Says:

    Just checking in, Dave.

    Was I supposed to bring anything for the orgy Friday night at your house?

  5. DaveP Says:

    Yeah Mark, don’t forget the heroin, and am I paying for the hookers again this time, or you?

  6. Mark Jabo Says:

    I’ll pay for the hookers…but only if they dress up as nuns.

    *startled by bolt of lightning hitting nearby*

    Might see you at the lake earlier than expected, mate.

  7. DaveP Says:

    Nuns are good, yeah, we’ll have some of that. Can we have a gay pope aswell?

    *dodges an even bigger lightning strike*

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