Is Sarah Palin Really A Sea Cucumber?
Please Note: The following is not intended to be in any way insulting to sea cucumbers.
Alaska goveneror Sarah Palin is the rising star of the Republican party, even after bringing disaster to John McCain’s Presidential campaign. Although the Presidential campaign ended over two months ago, Palin still seems to exert a magnetic pull on the nation’s short attention span. She certainly is beloved by liberal-leaning reporters, including MSNBC’s Keith Olbermann, who has recently described Sarah Palin as the “all-you-can-eat buffet of polictical scandal, nay — the endless wedge of Velveeta of political scandal.”
Why is she so popular? It can’t be just because America is fascinated by train wrecks. It could be that instead of being human, Sarah Palin is, in fact, an undiscovered species of sea cucucmber that actually masquerades as being human.
Shocking Similarities
Sea cucumbers are found all over the world, and Sarah Palin seems to be found all over the world. And somewhere, surely, is a sea cucumber who can see Russia from it’s house.
A sea cucumber is a creature without a backbone. Sarah Palin is also a creature without a backbone. When provoked, a sea cucumber reacts in self-defence by spewing parts of its digestive system out of its anus to thwart the attacker:
When provoked, Sarah Palin also spills her guts:
They also wave their tentacles in a similar fashion. First up, one moment that makes me so proud that I’m from the Philly area:
In comparison, let’s watch this pink sea cucumber also waving to background music:
So, there’s the evidence. Is Sarah Palin really a sea cucumber? Only time will tell!
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