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How to Break Up With Your Girlfriend

by JM

I could tell this one was a winner just from the title.

In another sketch from the Tales of Mere Existence, this is a tutorial of how to break up with your girlfriend in…

You read the title.

These 64 steps are grouped up into five phases:

Phase 1: The Build Up – In which you find each other, reality sets in, you argue more, have sex less, and then argue some more before breaking up.

Phase 2: The Second Childhood – In which you rediscover your life, your likes, your sex life, your plans for the future…and then meet up at your ex-girlfriends place to have casual drinks and then sex.

Phase 3: The Back Together – In which you get back together

Phase 4: The Third Childhood – Just like the second childhood, but with a lot less enthusiasm.

Phase 5: The Recovery – In which you learn how to be alone right before you get a new girlfriend.

I love this video. It’s like watching all my friends’ high school relationships all over again.

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