Christmas Really Sucks
My brother and his family live in Canada, so I have to send their Christmas gifts ages in advance. Now, one of my neices has her birthday on December 29th, so the package also has to include a birthday gift. Thankfully, my brother got the package on time. However, there was one tiny problem — I forgot to buy a Christmas gift for my brother and his wife. I’ve got a feeling this one is going on my tombstone.
At least this is better than the Christmas a few years ago when I was homless in England and has the crap beaten out of me by my boyfriend.
Before that, I worked retail. I can honestly say that working retail during Christmas season was less painful than getting beat up by my boyfriend.
In honor of the occasion, I’ve written a new Christmas carol. Everybody join in and spread the love:
I hate Christmas
I hate Christmas
I hate Christmas
Christmas really sucks
As you’ve probably guessed by now, the videos in today’s Christmas Eve edition of YouTube Digger all deals with the dark side of Christmas. Let us all commiserate in misery. First up, I think we all can get a bang out of snowmen.
Now, let’s sing along with “Weird Al” Yankovic. Since the embedding has been disabled by request, just click his name, please.
And finally, let’s look at what Christmas is all about:
December 25th, 2008 at 8:48 pm
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