YouTube Digger

Stupid week continues here on YouTube Digger, where you can feel a little better about yourself because you are not one of the people featured in these clips. No matter how screwed up of a day you are having, at least you’ve never been impaled by a Marlin. Hell, I once got framed for assault and had to spend a night in jail before charges were dropped — but at least I’ve never been impaled by a Marlin. (Not yet, anyway. Just my luck, Marlins will rain out of the sky over Philadelphia. And I don’t mean a sports team, either.)

Okay, enough with the intro and let’s make with the clips, already, Rena. Since we talked about Marlins impaling people, let’s show a clip, which is a recreation from The Learning Channel. Now, the Blue Marlin is fighting for it’s life, here, which is why it’s 450 pound body is flinging about. So, naturally, you want that big ass fish to come as close you as possible so you can have an excuse to get drunk. I don’t understand the attraction — I guess fishing rare big fish makes you feel better about your shortcomings in life.

The next clip is from “argamer” and is about the perils of ice fishing:

Now that you’ve recovered your breath (and changed your underwear), here’s the (silent) epic struggle of the old man and the sea, put up by “Slawterhd”:

It seems so silly to go messing with all of that bait and hooks and nets and things for a rare or endangered species (like most fish nowadays). Anyone who has watched Sesame Street learned all they needed to learn about fishing from Bert and Ernie. Thanks to “qbeam” for today’s lesson in how to catch a fish:

Oopsy, it’s not good to have a room packed with industry experts and journalists, all waiting to see your company mascot and cutting edge technology walking up some stairs only for him to stumble, fall down and break into a few good sized chunks. (more…)

I’ve never been a fan of interspecies sex. Wow, what a statement that is, but let me explain. There are a species of animal called ligers, basically the offspring of a lion mating with a tiger. I don’t know if this occurs naturally in the wild, or if scientists get the lion to take the tiger out on a series of dates, then after a romantic film at the cinema, they both get drunk, one thing leads to another and hey presto, we have a liger. But I digress, watch this clip from YouTube and see for yourselves…
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This video is bizarre and slightly disturbing, as it tells the story of an English mother who still breastfeeds her daughter at 8… yes Eight years old. Now that is a bit strange, and makes me feel slightly nauseous. I was breastfed, not that I can remember but my mum informs me I was, and that’s fine, I think breastfeeding a baby is perfectly natural and normal. I don’t even shirk or look away when a new mother does it in public, and actually think it’s quite beautiful. But, that’s for babies, not 8 year olds who are at school, and have friends and lives of their own, isn’t that just a bit sick?!?
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The Film Director ransriggs describes this video as “When a young boy finds himself stuck at Grandma’s house for the weekend, there’s only one way out - his imagination. Music by Garrison Starr.”
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ROFLMAO, ROFLMAO, ROFLMAO, di duh, di duh, di duh duh. It’s catchy isn’t it?! No, well I thought it was.
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First, you should go on a diet and stop eating those doughnuts Mr. Porky. Next stop telling lame stories about pigs that wouldn’t even entertain a 5 year old. And stop recording yourself telling these strange anecdotes and broadcasting it on YouTube to a potential worldwide audience numbering millions… they’ll all think you’re weird. Also, stop laughing at your own (so called) jokes, they ain’t funny, and saying “it was funny” doesn’t make them any more so.
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I’ve posted this on YouTube Digger mainly because this guy is such an idiot. He’s trying to demonstrate how to rip a phonebook in half, but only rips downwards, and not across the spine… THAT’S NOT RIPPING A PHONEBOOK IN HALF PROPERLY YOU MORON!
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This is such a simple little idea, but oh so effective. I love watching World of Warcraft videos, they are always funny, enjoyable and ever so slightly (read hugely) geeky.
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This is one of those meme phenomenons on YouTube at the moment, where one posted video then gets replied to by loads of others, usually improving on the original. So first off we have cutiemish playing the music from Tetris on harder on the piano…

It was ok, although there were alot of mistakes and… okay, I’ll come clean, the only reason I’ve even dugg her is because she is foxy! I mean she lives up to her name, she’s gorgeous, Asian, and has the most beautiful posh English accent I’ve ever heard. Wow. (more…)

I was sorely tempted to just put this video on and not comment on it at all. It’s one of those YouTube entities that need no explanation, but, I’ll give it one anyway.
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I’ve seen this video in a few places and needed to post it here on YouTube Digger. It’s Alanis Morissette with her cover of the Black Eyed Peas song ‘My Humps’. I was never a fan of the original but it was a big song and the video was everywhere at the time, it seemed every day when I switched MTV on, there it was. So I appreciate Alanis’ cover of it, even though I still don’t like the song, the video is excellent…
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I really enjoyed watching this clip, even though I’m not a big player of MMO Games such as World Of Warcraft. Don’t get me wrong, I would love to be, but can’t afford the monthly fees, and fear getting soooo addicted I would never get anything else done! This YouTube video shows the power of GMs in the game World Of Warcraft. GMs are Game Masters, who are Blizzard employees given free reign in the game to help out players, and keep an eye on proceedings.
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This guy is quality! Dice stacking isn’t something I’d normally be interested in, to do or to watch on YouTube, but the tricks and skill that this bloke shows off makes me interested.
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After seeing Ricky Gervais’ skit on Comic Relief last week I was encouraged to search for some older clips of the great man and here is the classic! This dance came from Series 2, Episode 5 of the original British version of The Office and see David Brent (Gervais smarmy character) trying to impress his colleagues and co-workers by dancing for charity. (more…)