Stupid Criminals
Tuesday, January 6th, 2009The human species is endlesly entertaining because it such a stupid species. Perhaps the most entertaining are the groups of thickheads I like to call Stupid Criminals. These are the people who spend hours or days figuring out how not to get a job. Granted, we live in desperate times with very high rates of unemployment, but there are more intelligent ways to survive (such as going dumpster diving). Then again, watching YouTube videos of people behaving logically just isn’t that much fun, is it?
So, here we go. Let’s start at a bank robbery in England. Be sure to have all your food or beverage swallowed before you watch so you don’t snort anything out of your nose (unless you’re making a clip for YouTube):
The next is a silent clip from an actual survelielance video of a robber having a very bad day:
“Hey, I’ve got a great idea! Let’s drive a truck into the local store and grab the money!” And yet, when opportunity knocked, they didn’t even bother grabbing a Coke:
And finally, you can't get much dumber than driving drunk: