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Camel Toe Song

by Dave Parrack

Camel toes, ah, aren’t they great?! When you’re walking around in the summer, and see some high street honey wearing trousers just a little bit too tight, and there it is, behold the beauty of a camel toe. I can see you all sitting there either saying “ugh” or judging me as some sort of pervert. Well, I have news for you, camel toes are cool, and here’s a song to explain why…

See, what did I tell you, a thing of nature and beauty I’m sure you’ll agree. Of course not all camel toes are good, it tends to only be the ones modelled by young fit ladies which appeal. Then you have guys who choose to have everything on display, and you can’t help but stare at their meat and two veg as their jeans clamp them tightly against the seam. Then there are large people. Now I’m not talking about those of us who have a few extra pounds, I’m with you people, since starting to blog, I’ve turned in to a regular michelin man, with more tyres than Bridgestone. No I’m talking about morbidly obese people. A picture is needed to demonstrate my point, you may want to look away if you are eating, or have a dodgy tummy…

Fat Camel Toe

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Posted in AMV, Animation, Comedy, Music, Spoof on June 13th, 2007

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9 Responses to “Camel Toe Song”

  1. Lynn Says:
    June 13th, 2007 at 5:48 pm

    Catchy song. It’s like I couldn’t look away. I think it’s burned into my retinas.

  2. DaveP Says:
    June 13th, 2007 at 8:46 pm

    Lol, exactly Lynn, whenever you shut your eyes from now on… camel toes flashing is all you’ll see ;)

  3. Paul Says:
    June 14th, 2007 at 2:59 am

    Wow, that Hambeast has a giant head. You know, I once saw a community production of Grease, and when the hot female lead showed up in leather… let’s say I was in camel toe heaven.

  4. Allison Says:
    June 14th, 2007 at 6:24 am

    Cooter Cleavage. hahahahahahahahaha.

  5. DaveP Says:
    June 14th, 2007 at 11:33 am

    Paul and Allison, you just made me choke on my coffee with laughter you gits.

  6. Allison Says:
    June 14th, 2007 at 10:00 pm

    Good, that’s payback for me choking on MY coffee over “cooter cleavage”!

    Oh, and Happy International Weblogger’s Day! I’m tagging you to do a post on the top five reasons you blog, as well as tag five others to spread the link love! You can see my post here: http://www.realityonbravo.com/happy-international-webloggers-day/

  7. DaveP Says:
    June 14th, 2007 at 11:20 pm

    Oh god, not another tagging post! That’s 2 I have to do this week now lol.

    Thanks Allison, I’ll enjoy it :)

  8. Eliza Ferree Says:
    June 15th, 2007 at 1:45 pm

    hehe, loved your “if you have complaints” part.

  9. DaveP Says:
    June 15th, 2007 at 9:50 pm

    Thanks Eliza, I enjoyed writing that bit too ;)

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